Gather ‘Round, Minion Horde!

Everybody sit in a circle. No, you don’t have to hold hands, but you can if you want. Hey, you two in the back – no shoving! There’s room enough for everyone around my throne. Now, does everyone have a Lollipop of Doom and a skull-covered blankie? Good. Now that you’re all cozy…

Welcome to my all-new, fancy-schmancy site! Go on. Take a look around. There’s awesomeness in pretty much every corner (largely because I am in pretty much every corner, but I digress…).

I’ve added all sorts of cool stuff, like trailers on the Books page, and a monthly stalking email newsletter that you can sign up for HERE. Plus, if this isn’t enough for you, I have a private Minion Horde Facebook group that you can join. There are over 640 of us in there at the moment...

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Greetings, Minions! I’m so happy to reveal the cover of my next book, MADNESS, hitting store September 19, 2017. I hope you like it as much as I do! If you want to know more about me or my books (or my kittehs), be sure to follow me on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for news and spontaneous contests!

To pre-order MADNESS, please contact your favorite indie bookstore, HarperCollins, Barnes and Noble, Amazon, or Books-A-Million.

Why I wrote MADNESS (Trigger Warning: depression/suicidal ideation):

My Dearest Minion Horde,

The ugly truth is, writing Madness took much longer than I imagined, because I thought this book was going to kill me.

I joke about it now, but the truth is, I was writing it during a three-and-a-half-year period in which I was at my lowest point and thoroughly planning ...

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